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purplepenguinpower:

Asexual: My anaconda don’t want none. At all. Under any circumstances.

Demisexual: My anaconda don’t want none unless we have a deep emotional bond hun

greyasexual: My anaconda don’t want none except under certain circumstances but sometimes even I don’t know what they are

(Warning: your asexual/greyasexual/demisexual anaconda may desire some but just may not be sexually attracted to said some)

#q#i am a soldier. i have seen worse queues than this.

justslayin:

4 times Danny was too attractive for me to handle 

#carmilla#to watch#i am a soldier. i have seen worse queues than this.

bloodbending:

it kind of peeves me when someone is like “it’s just a fictional character”

fictional characters are made from real human personalities, emotions, ideals, and thoughts

they may not be “real,” but they are reflections of us and our own nature. why else would we be so enraptured by fictional stories and characters? we see ourselves in them. why shouldn’t I feel pain, empathy, sadness, and happiness for a character that is basically a part of me and humans in general?

#i am a soldier. i have seen worse queues than this.
sixpenceee:

Reddit has a page (r/LetsNotMeet) dedicated to stories about stalkers, being creeped on & strange encounters. The stories here are supposedly true, and are people’s unfortunate experiences. Here are the top 10, that make your heart skip a beat. The real fears in life are ofcourse humans and what we are capable of.
Trigger warnings for everything here. Stories may include sexual abuse, child abuse & physical abuse. 
THEY DIDN’T KNOW I UNDERSTOOD SPANISH: The reason I will always hesitate to take public transportation espically during the night
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED: I … just … just read this
DR.RAMSEY: He needs to kept in jail for the rest of his life
MY MOM USED TO CLEAN HOUSES, SHE QUIT AFTER THIS: I would quit too
STRANGER UNDER THE BED: Her story is many people’s worst nightmares
ROOMMATE WANTED: FEMALE ONLY: Oh jesus
THE SMILING MAN: They made this into a short film
I’M HER UNCLE: The reason to keep a watchful eye on your children at all times
TERRORIZED FOR 2 HOURS: Trust your gut feeling
DON’T TELL MOM: Dogs are the best creatures on Earth
Feel free to post your own LetsNotMeet stories on this reddit thread or on tumblr. 
You may also like: GLITCH IN THE MATRIX

sixpenceee:

Reddit has a page (r/LetsNotMeet) dedicated to stories about stalkers, being creeped on & strange encounters. The stories here are supposedly true, and are people’s unfortunate experiences. Here are the top 10, that make your heart skip a beat. The real fears in life are ofcourse humans and what we are capable of.

Trigger warnings for everything here. Stories may include sexual abuse, child abuse & physical abuse. 

  1. THEY DIDN’T KNOW I UNDERSTOOD SPANISH: The reason I will always hesitate to take public transportation espically during the night
  2. NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHEDI … just … just read this
  3. DR.RAMSEY: He needs to kept in jail for the rest of his life
  4. MY MOM USED TO CLEAN HOUSES, SHE QUIT AFTER THISI would quit too
  5. STRANGER UNDER THE BED: Her story is many people’s worst nightmares
  6. ROOMMATE WANTED: FEMALE ONLYOh jesus
  7. THE SMILING MAN: They made this into a short film
  8. I’M HER UNCLEThe reason to keep a watchful eye on your children at all times
  9. TERRORIZED FOR 2 HOURS: Trust your gut feeling
  10. DON’T TELL MOMDogs are the best creatures on Earth

Feel free to post your own LetsNotMeet stories on this reddit thread or on tumblr. 

You may also like: GLITCH IN THE MATRIX

#i am a soldier. i have seen worse queues than this.

ifyouvegotmybackillgoon:

Kids, repeat after me:

  • Libido and sexual attraction are not the same thing
  • Libido and sexual attraction are not the same thing 
  • Libido and sexual attraction ARE NOT the same thing

This has been a PSA. Thank you and goodbye.

#i am a soldier. i have seen worse queues than this.
snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

#public speakers with social anxiety#thank you

jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

#moulin rouge
#friends#i am a soldier. i have seen worse queues than this.
la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

#achilles