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agentjamesbond:

when you’re reading fanfiction and its pretty good and then out of nowhere theres some shit like ‘their tongues battled like israel and palestine fighting over the same sacred ground’ 


allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME


dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason


punnier:

i only date girls with blonde eyes and blue hair


i-effed-it-all-up:

[helena theme starts playing]

me: [SCREAMS] THOSE LIARS I KNEW IT I FUCKIGN KNEW IT


i-effed-it-all-up:

ok so when sarah is pretending to be other clones, she’s playing them the way she perceives them.

and when she plays cosima, she somehow seems 80x nerdier than cosima actually is

thus, in sarah manning’s mind, cosima niehaus is a “fuckin geek ass nerd”


  • What Delphine said: You're Sarah.
  • What the fandom heard: You're not my Cosima. Where is my Cosima? Where is my puppy?